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MAIL CALL [Dec. 19th, 2003|12:45 pm]
The American Caliban
I have now received the third identical health benefits I.D. card for work. It’s nice that the change in plans is being handled well enough that we get our I.D. cards before the start of the year, but getting three of them makes me nervous.

I also just got my traffic ticket information. $189 (with traffic school) for a U-turn. Ouch.

eHarmony just matched me with four completely impossible people. Are there that many dental hygienists and H.R. admins named LaVonda or Morianna who have a zest for life and three kids and need a sugar daddy, like, NOW? And is there something our nation’s military could do about this?

If we actually make it out of the D’s parking lot in time I should be down at the Christmas Boat Parade tonight, which makes for good photo ops at least.

I’m depressed.
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From: predicate
2003-12-19 12:48 pm (UTC)
eHarmony finally found a match for me.

oh, look!

a cosmetics consultant from wisconsin who loves jesus and her family.
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[User Picture]From: burntcurtis
2003-12-19 01:02 pm (UTC)

eHarmony

I've always wondered about the online dating scene. It seems that more of my friends have been able to find matches using FRIENDSTER rather than Lavalife or eHarmony.

Everyone wants a sugar daddy. Isn't that the American dream? :-D
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[User Picture]From: sistermaryeris
2003-12-19 01:29 pm (UTC)
I'm too tired to have a zest for life. But I do have three kids. Hmm..

I periodically try yahoo and match.com. They send me serial killers and gay guys not out of the closet yet.
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From: predicate
2003-12-19 01:59 pm (UTC)
They send me serial killers and gay guys not out of the closet yet.

oh, *that's* why you stopped responding to my emails.
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[User Picture]From: sistermaryeris
2003-12-19 02:20 pm (UTC)
I just want to be friends!!!!

;)
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[User Picture]From: mr_flippant
2003-12-19 01:49 pm (UTC)
I tried Yahoo about 13 months ago.

I have not yet received a response.
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[User Picture]From: fattmike
2003-12-19 03:44 pm (UTC)
Hi handsome,

My name is LaVonda, but I've had to change it for business reasons.1 I don't have three kids, but I know three families who would each like to get rid of one of theirs. I don't really have z zest for life, either, but I happen to like their soap. Although I'd love a sugar daddy, alas, I need to limit carbs, so I'm looking for a Splenda daddy.

Tis truly a shame. We could have made bootiful muzac together.

Sincerely,

LaVonda

1LaVonda: La Vonda, La-Vonda, Lavina, Lavinia, Lavena, Lavender, Lamond, Lavonne, Livonia, Lawanda, Linda, Luanda, Landau, Leavened, Land, Lucinda, Laverna, Laving, Lammond, Fonda, Levon, Lynda, Laved, Livened, Lavinie, Levon's, Lorinda, Yovonnda
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