The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
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Let's all look forward

Here at Ignatz Industries we try to be forward looking, and as the Dear Leader I have a special responsibility to guide my minions into the future. I’m asking my readership to help me with a task of the greatest importance: planning my New Year’s Resolution. Please choose from one of the possible choices below:

Poll #216828 My New Year's Resolution Should Be

Next year, I should resolve to:

Be more and more like Lando Calrissian every day
10(22.7%)
Get laid
5(11.4%)
Successfully prepare “Potatoes Anna” more than once
2(4.5%)
Reduce my whining by 50% or more
4(9.1%)
SURFACE TO AIR MISSILE
8(18.2%)
Design, build, and sell a functioning Jane Austen sex doll
7(15.9%)
Fix all teh porblem with hole area
1(2.3%)
Cast off desire and become a Bodhisattva
7(15.9%)
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