||[Nov. 21st, 2003|07:04 am]
The American Caliban
A good cup of coffee, made from beans so fresh and oily that they stained the container, excuses much, even when the Gods of Chaos appear to be firmly in charge of the Universe. |
Bottoms up from Newport Beach, CA with my hot steaming cup of Yemen Mocca. What're you drinking?
I'm drinking a french roast so dark I'm pretty sure my teeth will be dirt-colored by the time I'm done.
Good lord, I'm TIRED. Why must I work? Why?
i have some lemon flavored theraflu - wanna trade...?
Mrs. Olsen's flavor crystals. Blark!
Swiss Miss packet mixed with office coffee. It's the only way to hide the taste.
2003-11-21 08:43 am (UTC)
hey, i've done that before
I once even considered dumping tabasco in some really bad coffee to see if it would be kinda Aztec style. It's a bad scene when you need the caffeine, yo. Shit I just rhymed.
A cup of the "Hawaiian Hazlnut"-flavored coffee we get special and brew in the accounting department because it tastes slightly better than the dead-shoe brew they serve in the cafeteria.
2003-11-21 08:36 am (UTC)
I am about to drink some day old folger's with eggnog in it. I am lazy :(
You beat bruisedhips
for grossitude, she just had Folgers. Day old! How do you DO it?
2003-11-21 08:45 am (UTC)
the eggnog cuts the taste. I actually hate the taste of coffee so it's all swill to me!
Mexico. Cheap and delicious.
At some point I intend to have actual Mexican coffee. My uncle insisted it was the best cup one could ever have, mainly because they roast the beans with sugar or something.
Water. Caffeine has no hold on me.
WATER? That'll RUST YER PIPES!!
2003-11-21 10:02 am (UTC)
Re: hurr durr
straight up. everyone knows what years of coffee drinking will do to a man.
so i start my mornings with a nice cold mountain dew.
a cup of diarrhea from Juan Valdez' burro's ass, i.e., bad mini-mart coffee
nothing yet, but probably a coke, very soon. if i weren't down with a chest cold i'd haul my fat ass down to Progressive Grounds for a cafe mocha, but that means wheezing my way back up the major hill, so not today.