||[Nov. 6th, 2003|02:14 pm]
The American Caliban
Some kind person posted a church sign generator and I present to you my creations:
A lil Buggala showed me this -- I still can't stop laughing over Mr. 419! You are bad ;D
Guess who ;)
oh my god the last one wins a prize
the exlax one is slaying me
the soul does in fact, still burn.
also, that last one... that guy totally sent me an email this morning!
I have a photo somewhere of a real one that says "Free donuts".
2003-11-06 04:19 pm (UTC)
Wed. 9pm: TESTICAL EATING
...that's what a sign on a Christian Science church in Ottawa said 2 years ago when a couple of friends and I pulled up next to it at a red light. We almost killed ourselves laughing. It was one of those signs with the movable letters, and someone had broken into it...
It took them a week to notice and set it back to 'Testament Reading'...
Great work tho.
Ahahahahaha! BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS!!!!! *dies*
Good lord I nearly peed my pants laughing at some of those.
So, this makes me part of the problem, dosen't it:
And of course, "Dear Lord, I am trapped in a church billboard letter factory. Please help.
D'oh! How could I forget the classic Carlin bumper sticker:
I've found Jesus! I've got him in the trunk!
this makes my butt hurt.
If you don't look at me do I disappear?
And all you say these days are things that I don't wanna hear.
I don't think that you remember (I don't think that you recall)
It was always you and me against the world.
But I'll introduce myself