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church signs [Nov. 6th, 2003|02:14 pm]
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Some kind person posted a church sign generator and I present to you my creations:


[User Picture]From: fattmike
2003-11-06 02:31 pm (UTC)

A lil Buggala showed me this -- I still can't stop laughing over Mr. 419! You are bad ;D

Guess who ;)
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[User Picture]From: thiscantbesoy
2003-11-06 02:54 pm (UTC)
oh my god the last one wins a prize
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[User Picture]From: marm0t
2003-11-06 03:44 pm (UTC)
the exlax one is slaying me
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[User Picture]From: miss_geek
2003-11-06 02:55 pm (UTC)
the soul does in fact, still burn.

also, that last one... that guy totally sent me an email this morning!

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[User Picture]From: bruisedhips
2003-11-06 04:02 pm (UTC)
I have a photo somewhere of a real one that says "Free donuts".
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From: (Anonymous)
2003-11-06 04:19 pm (UTC)


...that's what a sign on a Christian Science church in Ottawa said 2 years ago when a couple of friends and I pulled up next to it at a red light. We almost killed ourselves laughing. It was one of those signs with the movable letters, and someone had broken into it...

It took them a week to notice and set it back to 'Testament Reading'...

Great work tho.

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[User Picture]From: pandaxian
2003-11-06 04:29 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahaha! BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS!!!!! *dies*
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[User Picture]From: gfrancie
2003-11-06 06:41 pm (UTC)
Good lord I nearly peed my pants laughing at some of those.
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[User Picture]From: feedle
2003-11-06 07:59 pm (UTC)
So, this makes me part of the problem, dosen't it:

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[User Picture]From: golux
2003-11-06 08:54 pm (UTC)
You have a talent.
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[User Picture]From: frobisher
2003-11-07 12:59 am (UTC)
And of course, "Dear Lord, I am trapped in a church billboard letter factory. Please help.
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[User Picture]From: frobisher
2003-11-07 01:01 am (UTC)
D'oh! How could I forget the classic Carlin bumper sticker:

I've found Jesus! I've got him in the trunk!
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[User Picture]From: assneck
2003-11-11 01:18 am (UTC)

Beats me

this makes my butt hurt.

If you don't look at me do I disappear?
And all you say these days are things that I don't wanna hear.
I don't think that you remember (I don't think that you recall)
It was always you and me against the world.
But I'll introduce myself
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