I didn't know Raymond Pettibon did religious kids' music covers, too

http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_a/kidsbibleclub.html

KILL PIGGY

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I sat on my cat today.

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Nathanael West is so good, and so dark. Everyone go read now if you haven't.

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My right hand says it just wants to be friends now.

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I'm still eating more eggplant.