I actually saw this thing in the Sharper Image Catalog, along with the kids's version ( http://www.excaliburelectronics.com/juniorjm.html ).
I can't imagine myself drunk enough for this.
"Man or Woman Bashing"? "animal crack-ups"?
However, the hacking possibilities are interesting. When I think about thousands of them being shipped full of horrifying racist jokes, emetic dead baby jokes, barfing cat noises, or Hitler's speech at Nuremberg, I get a warm feeling and it makes me happy.