The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban

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Eunuchs programmer has this thing called "virtual model" wherein you put in your height and weight and nose shape and a bunch of other body metrics and it then generates an unearthly, bizarre image of yourself which you can dress up in their clothing.

Fashion goals...

  • Accentuate the vertical line of your body.
  • Reduce the appearance of volume at all levels


  • Choose three button jackets to elongate your silhouette.
  • Regular point collars and wide lapels are best.
  • Vertical stripes, small prints, and dark solid colours are ideal.
  • Stick to supple, light to medium weight fabrics.


  • Avoid horizontal stripes and large pattern prints.
  • Stay away from stiff, bulky or heavy weight fabrics.
  • Spread or round collars will accentuate your roundness.
  • Try to stay away from tops and bottoms in contrasting colours, as this will break the vertical line of your silhouette.
  • Don't wear clothing that is too tight but remember, clothing that's too baggy adds excess volume.
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