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Email we never finished reading [Oct. 13th, 2003|02:03 pm]
The American Caliban
[Current Mood |angst in my pants]

On behalf of the entire staff of Fox Networks Group Human Resources, I’m pleased to announce the integration of the Human Resources functions for all of Fox Broadcast, Cable and Fox Networks Engineering & Operations (NEO). As outlined, the new functional disciplines will support the five business unit heads, who in turn will have responsibility for the day-to-day Human Resources needs of their respective business units.

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[User Picture]From: nosrialleon
2003-10-13 02:39 pm (UTC)

Oooooh!

Bad Idea Jeans!
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[User Picture]From: pbd
2003-10-13 02:53 pm (UTC)
....dialing 800 number
"Welcome to Fox Human Capital Management, if you are in management and have a question about your benefits, press one; for all other inquiries press two"
...1
Please enter your social security number....
I am sorry, you are not one of the 5 people who are authorized to reach a human, please go to the Fox Human Resouces Page or email info@foxhealthbennies.com and we will respond to you by the following business week. Thank you, goodbye.
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[User Picture]From: frobisher
2003-10-13 11:04 pm (UTC)
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