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The Devil's Own School Bus [Dec. 21st, 2010|12:26 pm]
The American Caliban
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School Bus of Fear

On a side street in a wealthy suburban neighborhood overlooking the water, we see: a schoolbus, unmarked, plugged in to someone's power, clean and obviously customized, with spikes on the front hubcaps. Possibilities include:
  • Cool awesome extreme sports anti-drug mobile extreme awesomeness vehicle!

  • Purpose-built vehicle for school bus races.

  • Intentionally scary Freddy Krueger type schtick by horror movie aficionados/Coil fans/over-the-top leather guys/Turbonegro fans.

  • Bro mistake.
You make the call.

[User Picture]From: hep
2010-12-21 09:06 pm (UTC)
handicapped bus and wheels are spiked to keep suburban moms from parking too close? I CAN DREAM OK
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[User Picture]From: coffeechica
2010-12-21 09:16 pm (UTC)
Somehow I thought the Magic Bus would have a bit more of an Electric Mayhem paint job going on.
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From: besskeloid
2010-12-21 09:44 pm (UTC)
At least when the wipers start up it plays "Bat Chain Puller".
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[User Picture]From: srl
2010-12-21 11:02 pm (UTC)
The wealthy Southern California suburbs continue their history of innovative approaches to educational financing, with the latest concept in privatized public education: BYO schoolbuses!

Available with a range of accessories to give your little Dick and Jane a head start in the Hobbesian war of all against all.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2010-12-21 11:25 pm (UTC)
Icon win
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[User Picture]From: nosrialleon
2010-12-22 02:07 am (UTC)
Conversion to mobile tattoo parlor for upcoming reality show.
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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2010-12-22 03:28 am (UTC)
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