Holiday good times on Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/substitute/status/7940724037259266 http://twitter.com/Poutine_Bot/status/7941615922454528 http://twitter.com/sodomy_bot/status/7952487717806080 http://twitter.com/Poutine_Bot/status/7952946658549760 http://twitter.com/sodomized_bot/status/7959280661561344 Happy Thanksgiving, fellow Americans.