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WEEKEND UPDATE [Jul. 24th, 2010|11:44 pm]
The American Caliban
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[Current Location |United States, California, Costa Mesa]
[Current Mood |bariatric]

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FROM THE PUBLIC SERVICE RADIO: THINGS TO BE REMOVED FROM OTHER THINGS:
  1. Snake in yard.
  2. Cat in wall.
  3. Ducks in manhole.

SEEN ON THE FREEWAY:
  1. Old black lady with flowered Sunday hat, driving beater Ford Taurus, bumper sticker: MY GAMER FRAGGED YOUR HONOR STUDENT.

  2. Harley biker with ginormous Canadian flag flying on back of bike.

  3. Ancient Cadillac veering from lane to lane with license plate holder DRUNK ON THE HOLY SPIRIT.
Beverage we won't be drinking: Flavored Jim Beam endorsed by Kid Rock.

CD we won't be purchasing: Starbucks hip-hop compilation.

Product or service we wholly endorse: Soundway Records, particularly their compilations of Nigerian 1960s psycho-afro-rock and Colombian "Champeta Criolla" African music.
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[User Picture]From: microbie
2010-07-25 01:30 pm (UTC)
I love you and the items seen on the freeway.
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[User Picture]From: springheel_jack
2010-07-25 02:10 pm (UTC)

Re: the Starbucks' Rap CD


Rap! The Musical!
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[User Picture]From: vanbeast
2010-07-25 04:14 pm (UTC)
Flavored Jim Beam endorsed by Kid Rock

I'm sorry, what?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2010-07-26 05:27 am (UTC)
Yeah, it's like raspberry flavored shitty whiskey or something with a Kid Rock tie-in.
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[User Picture]From: vanbeast
2010-07-26 03:52 pm (UTC)
Nothing but class.
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