The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

WEEKEND UPDATE

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FROM THE PUBLIC SERVICE RADIO: THINGS TO BE REMOVED FROM OTHER THINGS:
  1. Snake in yard.
  2. Cat in wall.
  3. Ducks in manhole.

SEEN ON THE FREEWAY:
  1. Old black lady with flowered Sunday hat, driving beater Ford Taurus, bumper sticker: MY GAMER FRAGGED YOUR HONOR STUDENT.

  2. Harley biker with ginormous Canadian flag flying on back of bike.

  3. Ancient Cadillac veering from lane to lane with license plate holder DRUNK ON THE HOLY SPIRIT.
Beverage we won't be drinking: Flavored Jim Beam endorsed by Kid Rock.

CD we won't be purchasing: Starbucks hip-hop compilation.

Product or service we wholly endorse: Soundway Records, particularly their compilations of Nigerian 1960s psycho-afro-rock and Colombian "Champeta Criolla" African music.
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