1. I'm such a jerk, that I'll disguise my inability to drive my huge truck by using two spaces, thereby embarrassing my girlfriend horribly . 2. I'm such a jerk, and possibly so drunk, that I'm going to park my late-model high-end BMW luxury sedan in two spaces, including the handicap space!" Guy #1 was classic bro dude, angry white male with apologetic-looking woman. Guy #2 was tired, probably drunk old man. Edit: fixed image links. Thanks, tuliphead!