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I'm just saying. [May. 3rd, 2010|12:33 pm]
The American Caliban
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In the adult bookstore (why do they still call it that?) near me there are many, many pornographic videos.

They are all intended for straight men. Men having sex with women, women having sex with women in order to please men, and varieties of kink for straight men.

There is one section of the videos that is not straight pornography. Can you guess what it is?

Yes, it's the Multiple Martial Arts section. Shaven, tattoed shirtless men with tight bodies writhing together and beating each other brutally.

Is it hot in this closet or is it just you?

[User Picture]From: pigglet27
2010-05-03 07:36 pm (UTC)

I would have guessed anything BUT.
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[User Picture]From: anaisdjuna
2010-05-03 08:36 pm (UTC)
They just need a video of the definitely non-homo-erotic turkish oil wrestling. Where very, very,straight, manly turkish men don leather pants and oil themselves up and wrestle until one not at all latent homosexual man grabs the balls of the other not at all afraid of his feelings towards men's balls in a completely, absolutely not homo-erotic way.

Edited at 2010-05-03 08:36 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2010-05-04 03:49 am (UTC)
I think I worded this wrong somehow. The hilarity isn't getting through.
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[User Picture]From: jonpants
2010-05-05 01:45 am (UTC)
Yum yum!
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