The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
substitute

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DADS 'N' GRADS!!!!!!

Dear the Greeting Card-Industrial Complex:

1. My father died suddenly in 1993 and I'm still not feeling so great about that.

2. I never graduated from college and I'm still not feeling so great about that.

In sum: FUCK YOU.

Respectfully yours,

substitute

P.S. No, not respectfully yours. Just fuck you.
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