The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
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Dear Vegans:

We know you're vegan, and that you don't consume any animal products. That's difficult, and it's impressive that you put effort into a moral conviction.

However, please do not announce each time you eat food that it is vegan and delicious.

We know you enjoy your food, and that you choose to eat vegan food. That's great. However, it's a dog-bites-man story. It can be assumed that the food you eat conforms to your values.

If you should happen to eat a pound of steak or a stick of butter or an entire dachshund or a wheel of Double Gloucester Cheese, let us know; that would be news.

Otherwise it's kind of annoying in ways you could figure out with a moment's thought.

Best wishes,

The lesser breed without the Law
Tags: food, grump
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