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Important Bulleted Update [Apr. 23rd, 2009|05:45 am]
The American Caliban
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Once again it's time to review our talking points, goals, warnings, key initiatives, and do-its. It's more important than ever to keep a laser-like focus on our bullet points and remain at a nose-to-grindstone status. Below are some non-negotiable items from the 100,000 foot level:
  • Steroid and doping scandals in scrapbooking: zero tolerance.

  • Compulsory mark-to-market pricing of school lunches.

  • Can "green jobs" truly be color-blind?

  • The war on Secretaries' Day

  • Our national parks: boondoggle, or force majeure?

  • Punitive tariffs on boy bands

  • Flossing: another liberal lie?
If you have any questions or comments please don't hesitate to contact me directly. My door is always open.

[User Picture]From: perich
2009-04-23 12:58 pm (UTC)

senator! senator!

Gerald Marion, Herald-Clarion. Senator: it's come to my paper's attention that several players at the so-called NFL "combine" have no experience whatsoever at harvesting, threshing or cleaning grain crops. Your proposed actions?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2009-04-23 01:02 pm (UTC)

Re: senator! senator!

As a sports fan and a lifelong supporter of America's family farms, I agree. It's time a commission was chartered to build bridges between the gridiron and the granary.
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[User Picture]From: jenlight
2009-04-23 01:30 pm (UTC)
Flossing: another liberal lie?

Darn tootin'
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[User Picture]From: taskboy3000
2009-04-23 03:05 pm (UTC)


Leadership! This country's gone to hell I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!
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[User Picture]From: wanderingaengus
2009-04-23 06:07 pm (UTC)
  • Shovel-ready enhanced interrogation techniques.
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From: threepunchstuff
2009-04-23 08:57 pm (UTC)
With regards to the bulleted list as a whole, have we explored possible avenues for monetization?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2009-04-24 01:02 am (UTC)
We don't have a clear revenue stream, but as always we are a biz dev focused environment.
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[User Picture]From: capn_jil
2009-04-23 09:29 pm (UTC)
have we considered crowdsourcing some possible solutions to these issues?

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[User Picture]From: substitute
2009-04-24 01:02 am (UTC)
You're SOAKING in it!
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[User Picture]From: drieuxster
2009-04-24 01:00 am (UTC)

but what about...

The Killer Shoe Laces From Outer Space who have been killing so many innocent ones!!!

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[User Picture]From: substitute
2009-04-24 01:01 am (UTC)

Re: but what about...

We must not let our justified anger endanger law-abiding members of the Aglet-American community.
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[User Picture]From: drieuxster
2009-04-24 01:20 am (UTC)

Re: but what about...

Oh sure!!!

But have you noticed the number of people whom the liberal media are reporting either tried to commit suicide with their shoe laces, OR, were actually found murdered having been shot by the so called ROPE that they were suppose to have committed suicide with!!!

I say it is time to tell those Aglet-Americans that This IS American America, and we are not going to stand for their open support for the Communist Nationalists RedBluePinkBlack types who are Destroying our Loafer Ways with their evil GODLESS shoe laces...
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