substitute 🙃dorky

HOLY JESUS I'M SCREWED oh wait, read the manual

Just took blood sugar: 411

Ok, not only am I definitely diabetic, but I'm DEAD. Prepare the coffins and/or insulin pump! I'm screwed! I'm an ex-ignatz!

Oh, wait. Didn't wash my hands after cooking and eating. Uhhh.

::wash hands::

143.

RTFM, substitute.