||[Dec. 15th, 2008|12:01 am]
The American Caliban
FOLKS I AM FORTY-FOUR YEARS OLD AND NONE OF THIS WAS IN THE BROCHURE
"Have you ever had that feeling, that this is the best I'm ever gonna do, this is the best I'm ever gonna feel... and it ain't that great?"
Happy Birthday! You're neat and caring and thoughtful. That should be good company at least.
|`-.___.-'| THE GUY WHO BEGS YOU TO PISS ON HIM
|.-'"""`-.| WHILE IN THE BIG STALL IS NOT THIRSTY
|. ' " ` .|
ALSO MY HTML DOESN'T HAVE THE GAY TAG
we need different brochures or some shit. nothing about 36 is in this pamphlet, either.
is it your birthday? if it is your birthday, i hope your day is pretty swell. heck, i hope your week is swell.
Happy Birfday, Conrad! Damn, we've known each other since we were, uhm, younger. Yeah, that's it, younger :D
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY
HONK HONK HAPPY BIRTHDAY. BIG HUG FROM LEAR.
Happy birthday! Now go have some cake or something 'cause it's not a birthday without CAKE!
SO HI UM I HEARD IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY ALSO! I LOVE PANDAS!!!!!!
2008-12-15 06:40 pm (UTC)
ON THE CONTRARY
I think you'll find it's all explained pretty thoroughly in here.
For your stick figure's birthday, I gave him a nose!
2008-12-15 07:50 pm (UTC)
Re: ON THE CONTRARY
And while I'm in here: Happy birthday Conrad. I won't subject you to a lolcat picture. ;)