Actually I'm going to put my vote in against women. Women have caused me much more trouble than black people, including the time Stacey stood me up at Doc Holliday's lookin like a goddamn jerk. I'm not saying she wouldn't have done it if she was black but there's a pretty good chance I would have gotten some jokes or a hiphop voicemail out of it. You know? It's just like, weighing one against the other, I know who the real troublemakers are.