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fan letter sent to portbrewing.com just now [May. 21st, 2008|08:40 pm]
The American Caliban
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WELP,

I JUST HAD A 22 OUNCE BOTTLE OF YOUR SECOND ANNIVERSARY ALE. IT BLEW UP THE TOP OF MY HEAD AND TOOK MUCH OF THE SKULL CLEAN OFF. I SUPPOSE I WILL REGRET THIS LATER ON BUT IT WAS SO MUCH FUN GETTING THERE THAT I'M STILL HAPPY WITH THE RESULT.

I HAVE NEVER ENJOYED ILLEGAL DRUGS BUT I THINK THERE WAS SOMETHING SIMILAR TO HASHISH IN THERE DUE TO THE INTENSE NEARLY OILY HOP FLAVOR. DEAR GOD THAT WAS GOOD. THE GUY AT HI-TIME WINE KEPT IT IN A LOCKER AND I THINK THAT IS GOOD BECAUSE THIS IS A GENUINELY DANGEROUS LIQUID.

THANK YOU FOR COMPLETELY DESTROYING MY SKULL, MY BRAIN, AND MY HIGHER REASONING IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY. I SALUTE YOU FOR SUPERIOR AND DEADLY BREWING.

SALUD,

CONRAD
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[User Picture]From: troymccluresf
2008-05-22 04:12 am (UTC)
Shit, I'm sold!
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[User Picture]From: salome_st_john
2008-05-22 06:22 am (UTC)
you are the smartest best genius ever
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[User Picture]From: pauldeman2pt0
2008-05-22 06:26 am (UTC)
But did you actually send it to them in ALL CAPS?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2008-05-22 09:06 am (UTC)
OF COURSE THERE IS NO OTHER WAAAAAY
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[User Picture]From: tea_cantata
2008-05-22 12:00 pm (UTC)
Hope you get an equally marvellous reply!
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-05-22 04:11 pm (UTC)
i'm beginning to like you more and more sub. that there is a mighty fine beer. they also make a pretty good pie, every been to pizza port? good times. if you're there and they have it, try the black IPA. perhaps we should get together for a beer one of these days.
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From: elserracho
2008-05-22 04:16 pm (UTC)

i'm a retard

apparently i just posted anonymously. i'm a bit of an idiot.
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[User Picture]From: hotelsamurai
2008-05-22 06:05 pm (UTC)
I assume you already know this, but... hops and cannabis are closely related, as are their aromatic alkaloids.

Regards,
One who HAS enjoyed many an illegal drug

PS. I googled "secret grass" but a quick search didn't fturn up any mention of the project whereby hops and cannabis were grafted to grow stealth weed. I think it's apocryphal anyhow.
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