2008-05-14 07:57 pm (UTC)
i'd know your extremely good-looking & good in bed writing style anywhere, j.max
lolls, fakest account ever. i love how even grown people are not prevented by their grownness from doing this.
2008-05-14 07:58 pm (UTC)
Re: i'd know your extremely good-looking & good in bed writing style anywhere, j.max
I wonder how long he'll be one of the youngest men in orange county?
It's beautiful; like a zen fugue it captures all that is the essence of teh_OC. I have seen perfection... there is nothing more.
I think the best part is the "I fucked my boss to get ahead, so somehow I am better than you," thing she has happening... and I guarantee she does not get the "Marie Antoinette" gloss.
btw, I think MAXAMILLIAN has opened a new "Chronic" theme taqueria/brodude-hut just down the street from me in Long Beach... boy is he going to be disappointed.
I should've known you were one of his many faceless, bitter conquests. Nobody could hate a guy that awesome!
as someone who got down and did The Butt Naked Booty Scoot with him
Just had a look at the MyHell page, and he's very close to winning my newly-instituted "FIRST UP AGAINST THE WALL WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES" award.
When, oh when will people understand that the phrase is "BUCK naked," not "butt naked?"
Jesus H. Christ!
I would say that worrying about the Butt/Buck heresy in the context of the phrase The Butt Naked Booty Scoot is akin to the man in the guillotine fussing about his beard. But I'm definitely on your side in this.
Buck Naked of the Interstellar Space Patrol, Over and OUT.
I just sat through NICKLEBACK on his profile, because I hadn't clicked on it before but decided to go for it!!! this time and this is who he wants to meet:
"Who I'd like to meet:
Spontaneous/ intellectual who enjoys going out and having loads of fun VIP style. I like girls that are sexy, funny, charming and open-minded and like new experiences and opportunities -------- I like to pick up and go places ie. the Greek Isles for a weekend etc, be prepared if I call you and tell you to pack your suitcase and I will pick you up in 20 min."
T SUBSTITUTE I THINK YOU REALLY ARE FEELING REJECTED BY THIS GUY YOU PROBABLY WEREN'T INTELLECTUAL ENOUGH FOR HIM
2008-05-14 10:08 pm (UTC)
Re: nickleback for scientifical purposes
jesus I mean did you SEE how intellectual that girl's tits were!!! I mean MAN!!!
your bags weren't packed in 20 mins I guess it's just us guys goin 2 places ie the Greek Isles
too bad you'll miss out on all our Greek style!
All you haters stfu.
If it weren't for Martin Luther King fighting for our civil rights, we wouldn't be able to eat tacos in lilac polo shirts, f'n ingrates!
I honestly don't think that the poster is actually a woman. My theory is that it's Chronic Cantina Guy himself.
The one time I was at his establishment, I recall there was a large population of flatbrims...
Boy, that is just the thread that keeps on giving, isn't it?
does that mean that klikitak will start bedding bro-ho's?
There is an asterisk with no footnote, damn it... THERE'S AN ASTERISK WITH NO FOOTNOTE!! What is WRONG with people? *hugging knees, stifling sobs*
I know. I scrolled down and down, as far as I could go, and I couldn't find one anywhere...