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We got a white sale on smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away [Mar. 24th, 2008|10:16 pm]
The American Caliban
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Here's what was on the "closeout discount" table at the local fancy liquor store. This place sells every tipple you can find anywhere. Here's what they can't sell at all.

The other shelves mostly contained emetic fruit mixers and unknown vanity vodkas.


[User Picture]From: salome_st_john
2008-03-25 05:24 am (UTC)
Get away from me kid, you're bothering me
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2008-03-25 06:20 am (UTC)
Try this "Redcliff." It's America's Liqueur.
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[User Picture]From: gths
2008-03-25 11:36 am (UTC)
For connoisseurs of pounding hangovers!
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[User Picture]From: trinnit
2008-03-25 01:56 pm (UTC)
I always buy the flying cows...it's the art work
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[User Picture]From: turnip
2008-03-25 02:53 pm (UTC)

not really related!

You were in a dream I had last night. All I remember is you walking with a clique of coolies, beckoning me to join you. It was pretty rad.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2008-03-25 03:02 pm (UTC)

Re: not really related!

CLIQUE OF COOLIES is awesome enough!
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[User Picture]From: handstil
2008-03-25 02:55 pm (UTC)
wow, all label designers fired, effective immediately.
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[User Picture]From: sp0rk0
2008-03-25 03:11 pm (UTC)
We're going out of business, we'll give you the business, get on the business end of our going out of business sale...
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2008-03-25 03:13 pm (UTC)
Change into a nine year old hindu boy get ridda your wife
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[User Picture]From: feisty_robot
2008-03-25 06:33 pm (UTC)
One two three four, I declare a cocktail war! What drinkable cocktail can you make out of these misfit liquors? I can't read the labels well, but it seems you could make a "Brave Bull" (Tequila and coffee liqueur, twist of lemon), a spicy Lemondrop (using the Redcliff as spiced rum) and perhaps something with the coconut liqueur (what, "rum" is too middlebrow for ya?) and the Caffee Sport thingy that might not be bad.

Whatcha got?
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2008-03-26 10:23 pm (UTC)
Philistine. None of these should be mixed. Perhaps a little water or one ice cube. The Redcliff can be mixed with soda if someone girly demands it.
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[User Picture]From: eyeteeth
2008-03-26 03:42 pm (UTC)
Vanity Vodka, Bounty Hunter
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