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ARE YOU MY MATCH? [Aug. 28th, 2003|10:38 pm]
The American Caliban
[Current Mood |complacent]

I'M AN HOURGLASS BBW WITH A KILLER SMILE! FRIENDS SAY I'M A "BREATH OF FRESH AIR". I ENJOY CAMPING, HIKING, AND ALL OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN LIFE THAN A BIG OLD TUMMY GRABBING TEARS IN YOUR EYES LAUGH. I AM LOOKING FOR A CENTERED, ESTABLISHED GUY WITH A LOT TO SHARE. I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE MY LIFE IN CHRIST WITH SOMEONE. I AM TIRED OF THE BARS AND THE GAMES! I AM A PRINCESS AND I NEED A PRINCE. ARE YOU MY ROMEO? I AM A VERY REAL PERSON. THINGS I ENJOY ARE: ROMANTIC TIME TOGETHER, TRAVEL, AND JUST HANGING OUT AT HOME. IF YOU LOVE SEINFELD AND CHEERIOS AND CLASSIC ROCK U R MY...
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[User Picture]From: darkuncle
2003-08-29 12:47 am (UTC)
U R MY [gunfire] WELL MAYBE NOT OH WELL HLAGHBLAGHULAGH
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[User Picture]From: brianenigma
2003-08-29 08:19 am (UTC)
It took several re-reads of the first sentence to NOT see "I'm an hourglass BBQ."
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[User Picture]From: kyieren
2003-08-29 12:04 pm (UTC)
Wish I were an hourglass. I'm just square - no shape.
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[User Picture]From: foo2rama
2003-08-29 01:53 pm (UTC)
Wow are there many more online dateing cliches in that?
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[User Picture]From: vegemitelover
2003-08-29 04:05 pm (UTC)
Hey, this reminds me of the story of a bursting cyst and jucky jeans.
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[User Picture]From: vegemitelover
2003-08-29 04:21 pm (UTC)
If I end up partially homeless for a couple months, I am definitely gonna send out some inquiries to online profiles.

"Hi. I like quiet evenings at home too, but unfortunately I am homeless. Can I sleep on your couch for a couple weeks?"
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[User Picture]From: brianenigma
2003-08-29 04:35 pm (UTC)
"Also, I have a bat tattoo on my face."
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[User Picture]From: leolo
2003-09-01 07:52 pm (UTC)

"Hourglass BBW"

What does the TLA mean?

Blond, bouncy, wiggly?
Boobies, butt and wig?
Big bad whopper?
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