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I think the bottom part of the plunging somethingline is a zipper [Feb. 23rd, 2008|03:07 pm]
The American Caliban
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1. "Celebrity judge and actress Mackenzie Rosman, 18, best known as Ruthie Camden from TV drama “7th Heaven,” said the ideal Miss Newport Beach Teen is well-rounded — a good student, athletic, grounded, down-to-earth and informed."

2. "More than 20 students, ranging in age from 12 to 18, from the junior dance company at Costa Mesa-based Jimmie DeFore Dance Studio, opened the show with a sassy, hip-hop routine." [hey kerebearus, have a PTSD flashback!]

3. "Phoenix Stanna."

4. "“They’re all very deep, very different — all at the same time,” he said. “I’m so proud, I can’t even talk about it.”"

You're welcome! :D

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[User Picture]From: substitute
2008-02-23 11:41 pm (UTC)

I'm ready for my blowjob, Mr. DeMille

They wax apples, don't they?
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[User Picture]From: gillen
2008-02-24 12:01 am (UTC)
Looks like she's got some version of the Leeloo Dalls outfit on underneath.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2008-02-24 12:03 am (UTC)
Ah yes, the Sex Band-Aid
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[User Picture]From: handstil
2008-02-24 01:45 am (UTC)

how to appear well-spoken? mmmkay...

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[User Picture]From: substitute
2008-02-24 01:47 am (UTC)
The best way is to have a great body and a dress that's open in the front. Later on people will say "such a well-spoken young lady!"
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[User Picture]From: kasheri
2008-02-27 06:44 pm (UTC)
My mother once suggested that I compete for Miss Newport Beach. Apparently, you need some lofty society-someone to put your name forward, and she had a friend who was willing to do that. I told my mom that the only thing that I could think of that would be more humiliating than losing such a contest would be winning it. She didn't suggest it again.
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