|Waiter, my seat...
||[Jul. 23rd, 2007|04:19 pm]
The American Caliban
O Daily Pilot, I can't resist your headlines:
Restaurant Review: Doria's Haus of Pizza's charm, crust fills seats
aside from that breathtaking headline, who names their restaurant Haus of Pizza? It's European! Everyone likes that!
What the hell kind of pizza you gonna get at Haus of Pizza? SCHNITZEL?
Apparently the original founders included one German-American lady, so they went for it. It was 1974, a time of poorly thought out theme restaurants.
oh man. schnitzel pizza has potential. I'd try it.
T IGNATZ YOUR CRUST FILLS MY SEAT
I've heard nothing but good things about that place. Well, now, nothing but good or disgusting things.
It is within walking distance of my haus, making it awesome. The food is kinda good too :D
Last time I was there, it resembled more of HAUS O' FLATBILLERS!
Watch out for the asshats in lifted trucks while balancing a pop and fresh-baked pie, they'll getcha!
When Mrs. Mojo and I used to live just down the street on Adams, it was our semi-regular Friday night date...
Good pizza and pasta, if nothing fancy.
Although, I would have to ask about that headline... is that charming crust or crusty charm?