The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
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Try our fleshpot lover's fleshpizza!

I, doll, a tree.

Admittedly it's not as good as the actual "Christian Idol" contest, but it's still a win. Please assume all jokes about "extra golden calf" to have been made.

Bonus points for "Superbowl Syndrome" in which the pizza company can't actually say "American Idol" because that's an owned phrase, so they have to somehow push the concept of idolatry itself through warm disc foods.
Tags: american idol, failure, food, golden calf, idolatry, marketing, meat, mosaic law, pizza, religion
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