The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban

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Today in Junk Mail (paper kind)

Mom gets junk mail with message on the outside: "FREE PREPAID CREMATION! DETAILS INSIDE."

Her: "I can't wait to find out how this deal works!"

Me: "For chrissakes don't open that envelope until you're ready to be cremated!"
Tags: commerce, death, fierydeath, fire, ha, instantwinner, junkmail, prepaid
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