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HAPPY DEVILBALL IS YOUR NEMESIS/FRIEND [May. 10th, 2007|05:13 pm]
The American Caliban
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I own a strange object. It is a plastic ball about the size of a baseball, with a hole in it, a dial, and some lettering identifying it as a "treat ball." Like other such objects, it's intended to amuse animals by leading them to poke at the ball and get treats. The twist with this particular one is that you can record your voice (or other sounds) so that the ball, when batted about, plays a short sound clip. I'm not sure what effect it's supposed to have on the pet.

This particular treat ball was given to me by a friend. The voice recorded within is that of her ex mother-in-law, who is a unique person in that she's a series of DSM-IV codes. I won't go into it. However, the sound that issues from the ball is a breathy high woman's voice, pleading with you.

The final effect is similar to that of the glowing-pulsating-red-heart ghost bride at Disneyland's Haunted House, calling you back, back, back to the grave.

I had it around the house for a couple years at least. It was on a little used desk but sometimes I bumped it and the voice came out. A couple of times it went off unexpectedly, which was a treat. My cat just looks at me funny when it makes noise.

Recently I put it in my car's trunk. I am not sure why; maybe I meant to take it to someone's house and make them afraid. Anyway, I would hear it when I braked or took a hard turn, or went over a bump. For a while I didn't realize what the sound was and kept thinking it was the stereo or maybe my phone having pocketdialed someone. I found it in the trunk again today and thought I should remove it because constant use would run down a battery.

Anyway I camvideo'd it:




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From: threepunchstuff
2007-05-11 12:51 am (UTC)
When I worked at Brookstone people would record the most remarkable sounds on the talking picture frames.
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[User Picture]From: handstil
2007-05-11 03:19 am (UTC)
HHAHAHA
I can't believe it still WORKS!
Just listening to that after not hearing it for so long... It reminds me of when I used to stumble to the bathroom at 5 am and accidentally kick it while trying to escape from the house before she could wake up and trick me into having some quaalude coffee cocktail.
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From: besskeloid
2007-05-12 01:53 am (UTC)
*claws through the monitor*
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