In which the kids, as usual, are amused by the grownups.
It reminds me of the post Columbine "news" coverage where the reporters were dispatched to find out that the Goth Kids in Dark Coats were feared psychotic loser stabby-people, and found to their consternation that the other kids just thought Goths were "okay like everyone else, just got their own way of dressing and stuff."
The shocking outcome of this story is that the latest teen subculture looks funny and listens to loud music and isn't quite sure what defines it.
Someone get Bill Bennett on the horn. We have a KULTUR-KRISIS in the making!!!!!!