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AN INJECTION OF POISON SHOULD HELP [Mar. 26th, 2007|02:51 pm]
The American Caliban
I AM GOING TO HAVE SOME BOTULOTOXIN SHOT INTO MY SHOULDER AND NECK
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[User Picture]From: skepticle
2007-03-26 10:00 pm (UTC)
Yay for deadly poison everybody dance!
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[User Picture]From: maps_or_guitars
2007-03-26 10:07 pm (UTC)
omgYaaaaaaypoiz0nz1!!11!

If there were any one thing that would get me to upgrade this account, it would be to have room for a Totentanz icon.
That, and a Tatertotentanz icon.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2007-03-27 05:33 pm (UTC)
You win big prizes for "tatertotentanz."
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[User Picture]From: maps_or_guitars
2007-03-27 05:37 pm (UTC)
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2007-03-27 05:32 pm (UTC)

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY

etc
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[User Picture]From: eyeteeth
2007-03-26 10:27 pm (UTC)
To paralyze your nerves so they stop going "hey hey hey hey"?
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[User Picture]From: kasheri
2007-03-26 10:37 pm (UTC)
Obviously they are going to try to poison the toad (or small dwarf) that has taken up residence in your shoulder and is causing you all this pain. It all makes perfect sense...
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[User Picture]From: __procession
2007-03-26 10:52 pm (UTC)
clearly you will have the most wrinkle-free shoulder in all of plastic paradise. all the mommies will be so jealous!
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[User Picture]From: libertas
2007-03-26 10:58 pm (UTC)
the title made me LOL
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[User Picture]From: planetdracula
2007-03-26 11:22 pm (UTC)
YOU ARE LIVING THE GOTH DREAM
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[User Picture]From: brianenigma
2007-03-26 11:56 pm (UTC)
I think I saw that on an X-Files once. It didn't work out too well for the victim.
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From: yoscott
2007-03-27 12:14 am (UTC)
Your shoulder will never smile again. you fucking hollywood types are all the same!!!!!!! lol good luck
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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2007-03-27 01:08 am (UTC)
THIS WON'T HURT A BIT JUST HOLD STILL AND
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[User Picture]From: rpkrajewski
2007-03-27 01:12 am (UTC)
Then, leeches.
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[User Picture]From: citizenx
2007-03-27 05:27 pm (UTC)

My first reaction

Or else it gets the hose again!
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[User Picture]From: culfinglin
2007-03-27 06:34 am (UTC)

wow.

not like i ever doubted it, but the reminder that this is orange county's answer to everything that ails a body is unsettling.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2007-03-27 05:32 pm (UTC)

Re: wow.

It's actually one of the legit medical uses of the stuff. It's also somehow used to fight migraine.
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