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SPALMON (de Santiago, Chile) [Feb. 28th, 2007|01:18 am]
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Boy do they have the wrong number. Caught fresh in the wild by my spamchecker, some native Chilean spawning spalmon:
From: "FILETE DE SALMON A DOMICILIO" <buenamesa@chile.com>
Date: February 25, 2007 8:45:11 PM PST
To: "3" <buenamesa@chile.com>
Subject: FILETE DE SALMON A DOMICILIO

DISFRUTE DE EL MEJOR FILETE DE SALMON ENTREGADO EN SU DOMICILIO SIN RECARGO PARA USTED.(solo en la ciudad de santiago)

NUESTROS PRECIOS SON LOS SIGUIENTES:

FILETE DE SALMON FRESCO Y CONGELADO SELLADO AL VACIO 3.800.- POR KILO
FILETE DE SALMON AHUMADO SELLADO AL VACIO 5.000.- POR KILO


HAGA SU PEDIDO AL CORREO salmonchile@chile.com O LLAME AL FONO 09-7424993

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[User Picture]From: wolodymyr
2007-02-28 09:19 am (UTC)

Of course,

I initially read that as "porn kilo."
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2007-02-28 09:20 am (UTC)

Re: Of course,

EQUIVALENT TO ROUGHLY 2.2 PORN POUNDS!!!
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[User Picture]From: wolodymyr
2007-02-28 09:28 am (UTC)
Without hairspray & lube, 2.1
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[User Picture]From: srl
2007-02-28 12:58 pm (UTC)
On sale now for Lent?
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[User Picture]From: wrecking__ball
2007-02-28 01:42 pm (UTC)
Still, you have to love a city where there's a service that delivers fresh salmon to your 'domicile'...
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