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Have you come here to give cheezits to the lamers in your head [Nov. 11th, 2006|12:33 am]
The American Caliban
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The new best corporate anthem ever is courtesy the Bank of America and it is here:


I never knew a merger could be such a spiritual thing and so full of longing.

Also, although I am from Orange County, CA I have never in my life seen anything this white.

[User Picture]From: magyarok_saman
2006-11-11 09:10 am (UTC)
Um...that was painful. I am going to take headache medication, now.

However, it was also highly amusing to see a cubicle nerd who is balding and dressed in a white shirt with a PINK tie making such a big deal for 15 seconds of fame.

*holds head*

...former cubicle nerd
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[User Picture]From: miss_geek
2006-11-11 09:26 am (UTC)
my favorite line...

"...or is nascar more your speed?"

they got a standing ovation. oh yeah, i watched the whole thing.

thanks for the nightmares substitute =P
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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2006-11-11 02:40 pm (UTC)
Jesus died so that I can have a Yankees logo on my Visa card.

These people are doing God's work.
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From: alienhand
2006-11-11 05:49 pm (UTC)
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From: besskeloid
2006-11-11 06:48 pm (UTC)
Nobody's called them a "wunch of bankers" yet.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2006-11-11 09:12 pm (UTC)


This is now the default term for a group of bankers. Thank you!
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From: besskeloid
2006-11-11 11:05 pm (UTC)

Re: wunch

I thought it had been the default for ages.
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[User Picture]From: eamajyn
2006-11-11 09:49 pm (UTC)
1. I wonder what he keeps stepping in when he steps away from the mic.
2. Is he going to slit his wrists?
3. It's BofA? I'm so ashamed.
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From: cordiloquy
2006-11-11 10:26 pm (UTC)
It's like the bastard offspring of "Let the Mighty Eagle Soar" and Ricky Gervais' character on The Office singing "Free Love on the Free Love Freeway." Beautiful.

Oh god, I really need to switch credit cards.
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[User Picture]From: brainflak
2006-11-13 03:50 am (UTC)

Sweet Baby Jesus!

It burns! It burns! Aaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!.......................................................
whew. Yowch. Well, at least kasheri is avenged for my showing her the Idol thing...
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