The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
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See also "Natural Chips"

At Mother's Market tonight I saw a "Calorie-Free Honey BBQ Sauce." What the. Response from friends via Sidekick included:

torgo_x: It's WINDEX!!

hweimei: Where do they get the calorie-free honey? Wait, don't answer that.

mendel: Frankenbees. (tiny, tiny terminals protruding from its neck) "Come quickly! I have invented the Splendabee!"

There was indeed sucralose in the ingredients. I wonder how you get the calories out of honey, though, so you can still use that word but without, um, honey? Scared.
Tags: food, friends, splendabee
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