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But he's a millionaire! [Oct. 24th, 2006|11:58 am]
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According to the Register, a Mr. Joseph Garcia is currently in jail here on a million dollars bail for rape and sexual assault of at least three women. Mr. Garcia's M.O. was to go on a date, take her home, and jump her. This is apparently not recommended in that he could get up to 45 years if convicted. And where did he get his dates? One just at the post office, and the others at MillionaireMatch.com!

Don't worry, gals. Not all of the local real estate millionaires are rapists.

Edit: From the millionaire dating service site itself: "If the site is slow at this moment, come back early morning or late night. It may be due to the recent publicity about a major Hollywood celebrity having found a match here." Yes, or...

Register story is here:


[User Picture]From: mcpino
2006-10-24 07:21 pm (UTC)
Officer, I was initially impressed by the size of his portfolio...
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[User Picture]From: pilarcruz
2006-10-24 09:31 pm (UTC)

Q. Who is not a millionaire?

A. Anyone who earns less than $150,000 or more a year.

I know I fucked up in math all the time, but doesn't a million have more zeros?
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From: switchstatement
2006-10-27 08:48 pm (UTC)
i saw this on cnn. FAMOUS.

also - BARF - have you seen the meta tags on the site?
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