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Thou shalt not blog [Oct. 8th, 2006|11:01 am]
The American Caliban
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via cruel.com:

Blogs - And God's Youth.

Just don't, kids. It's not good to "want a voice," and you shouldn't be tempted by quizzes about flirtation. Plus, idle words are evil. Fortunately I am a professional and a specialist so I get to have one if I want.

About a third of what this guy says is dead on, of course. Blogs are blather, the "current mood" is ridiculous, and posting quizzes and babbling about nothing is in fact a huge waste of time. Point taken. He allows email and instant messaging, though. You'd think that recent events would have given him pause especially about IMing. My favorite paragraph:
Then there is the language itself. Here is a mild example: “If your a hater then whateva i dont have time 4 your negativity in my positive world.” Phrases such as “screwed up,” “I dunno,” and every type of swear word are commonly used. One blog by a young twentysomething in a splinter used the acronym “OMG,” which is a shorthand way to take God’s name in vain.
Wasn't Tyre incinerated because they kept saying "I dunno"?
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[User Picture]From: torgo_x
2006-10-08 09:19 pm (UTC)

TEH DOOM

It strains my imagination to try to picture how Christianity will manage to get even stupider.

Is there even a rock-bottom to hit anymore?

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[User Picture]From: override_404
2006-10-08 11:53 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sumopanda
2006-10-09 01:44 am (UTC)
No, he was incinerated for saying WTFLOL
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[User Picture]From: fimmtiu
2006-10-09 06:24 pm (UTC)
lol teh gr33ks are in ur base killin ur dudes
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