I went to my local Ralphs "Fresh Fare" supermarket. I got some staple foods, the usual stuff. And wandering back to the register I passed the display for the Boar's Head deli stuff. Boar's Head mostly makes overpriced lunchmeat, which is fine as far as that goes. Now they've branched out into highfalutin cheese. I like cheese. They had a number of things that looked good, including Double Gloucester which is one of my favorite cheeses. Imported from England and everything. Yay, I said!
I took it home and opened it up. As far as I could tell it was the blandest, mildest California "cheddar" or Colby or Longhorn. Totally flavorless, waxy rubbery texture. Not Double Gloucester at all. It was, in fact, cheese fraud.