||[Jul. 29th, 2003|03:21 am]
The American Caliban
I had this concept for a combination milk bar and theatre. You could watch classic plays while enjoying ice cream, shakes, chocolate milk, etc. |
The twist is that it would all be Middle Eastern themed and the milk would be camel milk, which is exotic and hard to find and therefore would be trendy.
I want to call it the Drama Dairy.
Now. Where did I put my shotgun?
I shall never drink milk from the teet of a camel, sir! Good day to you!!!!!!
your cute pun notwithstanding, camel milk is too salty.
Since when has taste had any effect on trendiness?
Our teams will be arriving shortly. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Would it play Clockwork Orange every Saturday at midnight?
PLUMMETING FROM 4oo FEET STRAIGHT TO YOUR PORCH SIR
Don't listen to them. I love a good dairy pun!
2003-07-29 11:16 am (UTC)
omg that ruled
Here's the promised ninja.