The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban

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late night toast thoughts due to SSRI withdrawal without any mahler symphonies at all

Shouldn't toast be instantaneous? There's no slow simmery magic or magic roasting chemistry going on. The raw material is fully cooked. It's just dry heat applied to sliced bread.

Why are all toasters not 0.2 sec flash toasters that throw beautiful perfect computer fuzzy logic adjusted toast back you as soon as you hit the button? What's holding us back?
Tags: food, insomnia, toast
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