I knew you had a hipster problem and a hippie problem, but this whole post-ironic Partridge Family droogies thing is extreme. It sounds more like one of onda_dog's damnportlanders pranks than a news story.
Major points to the cop for dissing these guys and their tiresome attention-whoring: "There's nothing special about these people. Their behavior is typical of thousands of people in Portland that we have to deal with every day. They're run-of-the-mill goof balls." Oh SNAP.