Women in science who'd like to be taken more seriously may wish to consider changing their gender entirely . Benefits include respect, promotion, encouragement, and being allowed to finish entire sentences! The U.S. Government wants wireless device owners to get emergency alerts . That's pretty cool. I get some of those already because I'm a nerd. But they're going to be opt-in. Right? RIGHT? Oreos: The pandemic cookie of the occident! ! If you get the shit beaten out of you by the LAPD, they may also decide to charge you with lynching while they're at it. In Soviet Los Angeles, etc.