Thanks to the Aardvark , I now know about the Demon ducks and killer kangaroos . In some ways the most disturbing thing about this Coach Pissfreak story is that not all of the parents demanded the firing of a school coach who forced kids to pee into a cup as a joke. The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is defending our precious bodily fluids critical infrastructure, including Krispy Kreme stores, petting zoos, and flea markets . Once again, someone thinks it's a good idea to drive a Hummer to support our boys overseas . You know, once you get blood in your gas tank it's so hard to get it out. Manhattan was Stonehenge today (apod).