| × I have broken someone's bones. (Well, not that I know of.)
|| × I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (I realized a few years ago that my secrets were all banal.)
|| × I hate the rain.
| × I'm paranoid at times. (Not any more.)
|| × I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Maybe if I got moose antlers.)
||✓ I need/want money right now.
|✓ I love sushi.
||✓ I talk really, really fast.
|| × I have fresh breath in the morning. (Does anyone?)
| × I have long hair. (Hahaha)
||✓ I have lost money in Las Vegas.
||✓ I have at least one sibling.
| × I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
|| × I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
|| × I couldn't survive without Caller I.D. (I don't use the phone a lot.)
| × I like the way that I look. (Boy I sure don't.)
|| × I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
|| × I am usually pessimistic. (People say I am, but that's not true. I'm very critical and skeptical but I don't profess a bias towards the negative.)
|✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Stupid brain.)
||✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
|| × I slept with a roommate.
| × I have a hidden talent.
|| × I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (The sugar thing is a myth, you know.)
||✓ I have a lot of friends. (Or I think I do, anyway.)
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. (I assume this means kiss, but it's an odd usage.)
|| × I enjoy talking on the phone. (UGH)
|| × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
| × I love to shop and/or window shop.
||✓ I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (I'm a writer. It's a problem.)
|| × I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
|✓ I have a mobile phone.
|| × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (I don't think I've ever passed out from alcohol.)
||✓ I've rejected someone before. (Not like I've had much opportunity to do so, but yeah.)
|✓ I currently like/love someone.
|| × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
|| × I want to have children in the future.
| × I have changed a diaper before.
||✓ I've called the cops on a friend before. (Drunk driving is bad.)
||✓ I'm not allergic to anything.
|✓ I have a lot to learn. (This is called being human.)
|| × I am shy around the opposite sex.
|| × I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
|✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (I am made of catchphrase.)
||✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (No illegal drugs, not sure why.)
|| × I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. (Make a move? bahaha)
| × I own the "South Park" movie.
|| × I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
||✓ I enjoy some country music. (Hank Senior, Dwight Yoakam, and Merle!)
| × I would die for my best friends. (I mistrust people who say this.)
|| × I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
|| × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (There are so many reasons why this idea is funny for me.)
| × I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (What, are we 10 years old here?)
|| × I have dated a close friend's ex. (Yeah, sure.)
|| × I am happy at this moment.
| × I'm obsessed with guys.
|| × Republican.
|✓ I don't even know what I am. (La condition humaine.)
||✓ I am punk rockish. (class of '77)
|| × I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
| × I study for tests most of the time.
|| × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
|| × I can work on a car.
|✓ I love my job(s).
|| × I am comfortable with who I am right now. (hahahahahahahaha)
|| × I have more than just my ears pierced.
| × I walk barefoot wherever I can. (I like not having holes made in my feet by sharp dirty objects.)
|| × I have jumped off a bridge.
|| × I love sea turtles.
| × I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
||✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
|| × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Once I was.)
| × I hate office jobs.
|| × I went to college out of state.
|| × I am adopted.
| × I am a pyro.
|| × I have thrown up from crying too much.
||✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
| × I fall for the worst people.
|| × I adore bright colours.
|| × I usually like covers better than originals.
|✓ I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Flingers.)
||✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
|| × I can't whistle.
| × I have ridden/owned a horse.
|| × I still have every journal I've ever written in.
||✓ I talk in my sleep.
| × I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (I distrust people who say this.)
||✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. (LA LA LA LA NOT LEADING A DAMAGED LIFE HERE MORE INTERNET PLEASE)
|| × I wear a toe ring.
| × I have a tattoo.
||✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
||✓ I am a caffeine junkie.
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
|| × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Murder is an absolute wrong.)
|| × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
|✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
|| × I'm an artist.
|| × I am ambidextrous. (Kinda. Right hand for scissors and shooting and knives, left hand for writing.)
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
|| × If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
|| × I have terrible teeth.
| × I hate my toes.
|| × I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I don't do that "tag" shit.)
|| × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
|✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
|| × I am extremely flexible. (In what sense?)
|| × I love hugs more than kisses.
| × I want to own my own business. (Nightmare.)
|| × I smoke. (I think I've given up. No cigars in months.)
||✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (That sentence is grammatically incorrect. Start over.)
| × Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
||✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Games?)
||✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Not many types, but I can shoot.)
| × I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
||✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Spiral o'shame.)
|| × I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before.
||✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
|| × I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (NO.)
| × I can't stand being alone. (That used to be true. Not any more.)
|| × I have at least one obsession at any given time.
|| × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
||✓ I'm a judgmental asshole.
|| × I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
|✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
|| × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (He died in 1993, asshole.)
|| × I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
| × I am a Libertarian.
|| × I can speak more than one language. (Used to.)
|| × I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
|✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
||✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (Which is odd because I like to write fiction.)
||✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
|✓ I have no piercings.
||✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (The worst was a Denny's.)
|| × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
||✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (The human condition again.)
|| × I like most animals better than most people.
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles.
|| × The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
|| × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (I may have but do not recall.)
| × I am compulsively honest.
|| × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
|| × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
|| × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
||✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
|| × I dislike milk.
|| × I obsessively wash my hands.
| × I always carry something significant around with me.
|| × Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
||✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
| × Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
|| × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (what)
||✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
|| × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
|| × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
| × I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
|| × I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (The question is lame.)
|| × I don't like to chew gum.
| × I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
|| × I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
||✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (That's a stupid sentence.)
|| × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
|| × I love to sing.
| × I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up. (We don't have basements in California.)
|| × I have a custom-built computer.
|| × I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
|| × I've gone skinny-dipping.
|| × I've performed in three plays.
|✓ I enjoy burritos.
|| × I'm Irish and loving it.
|| × I have a thing for redheads.
| × I am a twin!
|| × Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'. (What a lame distinction.)
|| × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
|✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. (Well duh.)
||✓ I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Lately it's like 14.)
|| × I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
| × I need more time to myself.
|| × I wish I was more open-minded.
|| × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
| × I download songs from the internet.
|| × I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
|| × I say random things to freak people out.
| × I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
|| × I love playing Truth or Dare.
|| × I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
| × Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
|| × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (I hate sports.)
|| × I think this survey is particularly long.
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
|| × I can only hate someone that I love.
|| × I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.