|Everything is attainable.
||[Jun. 22nd, 2006|12:15 pm]
The American Caliban
Brent wants to be my friend. This is awesome, because Brent runs Absolute Power Dating, a resource for guys just like me to get dating tijps that are absolute, and powerful.
Brent could actually use a little bit of my help with language. I understand that, in his latest blog entry, he means to say that socially inept ugly guys can too get that dreamgirl they saw on the tv, but "UNATTAINABLE MY ASS!" sounds more like the weak protest of the bi-curious man on the edge. Oh it's attainable all right, Brent. You're such a tease.