"John Mellencamp cut his teeth on the blues. Now with his latest release, 'Trouble No More', he returns to his musical beginnings. "
EXCUSE ME BUT WHEN THE FUCK DID LITTLE JOHNNIE COUGAR CUT HIS TEETH ON THE BLUES?
I mean did I miss his fucking Robert Johnson period sometime in the 80s? Or maybe whiny white-boy strummin' classic rock is what we're supposed to call "blues" now.
Hey hey mama, I got the Clearchannel blues
Workin for a megacorp, playin what a puter choose
(Pass them big shrimp!)