"But people don't do that, especially in Tustin."
OC Metroblogging has a nice wrapup of a Comedy Central prank played on my dear county, in which local notables found themselves on a panel discussion that slid rapidly downhill.
Long story short they got Ron Burgundied. The full LA Times story is at this link, where you may have to use genital/genital or bugmenot.
The honor of Tustin has been besmirched, and I can't wait to see it!