Monkey, toy piano, xylophone, slinky, whatever it takes, Stuart will use it.
So anyway he's saving rock 'n' roll, and I urge you to read this account of his gig at the Lords of Chaos tour. This is a NuMetal/pop punk tour for The Kids These Days: Atreyu, Deftones, Thrice, Story of the Year. Not what you'd recommend for a guy who plays "When Doves Cry" on a hurdy-gurdy. But this is Stuart and he's magic.
Looks like he wins! Damn. Maybe there's hope after all.