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Shot through the honk, and you're to blame [Mar. 26th, 2006|03:20 pm]
The American Caliban
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For years I've been substituting "lunch" for "love", courtesy an old Henry Rollins bit.

In the last 5 years I started substituting "bozo" for "cyber" which works really well.

More recently "law" has become "lol".

Today's addition is that "heart" is now "honk" in all situations.

Please make a note of it.
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[User Picture]From: deadflowers
2006-03-26 11:24 pm (UTC)

wanna bozo?

"in love" is always "on drugs."
"world" is better as "squirrel."
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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2006-03-27 04:14 am (UTC)

Re: wanna bozo?

...I'd like to teach the squirrel to sing...

HA! wonderful!
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[User Picture]From: deadflowers
2006-03-27 04:23 am (UTC)
it's the end of the squirrel as we know it.
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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2006-03-27 04:26 am (UTC)

sing it!

...and I think to myself, "What a wonderful squirrel..."
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[User Picture]From: deadflowers
2006-03-27 04:32 am (UTC)
lately i find myself gazing at stars, hearing guitars like someone on drugs.
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[User Picture]From: mr_flippant
2006-03-27 05:13 am (UTC)

Re: sing it!

We are the squirrel...
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[User Picture]From: halfjack
2006-03-26 11:28 pm (UTC)
You left out your impulsive monkey substitutions.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2006-03-26 11:42 pm (UTC)
The lunch of monkey is the root of all kinds of emo.
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[User Picture]From: halfjack
2006-03-27 12:40 am (UTC)
Lunch is the lol, lunch under will.
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[User Picture]From: cataptromancer
2006-03-27 12:05 am (UTC)
I myself enjoy sitting down to a honky meal.
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2006-03-27 12:11 am (UTC)
WINNER
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[User Picture]From: rpkrajewski
2006-03-27 01:25 am (UTC)

O and I have had fun with this one (especially in song lyrics)

dance -> prance
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[User Picture]From: substitute
2006-03-27 08:49 am (UTC)

Re: O and I have had fun with this one (especially in song lyrics)

If I had a chance I'd ask a girl to prance and not be prancin' with myself, oh oh ah oh.
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From: threepunchstuff
2006-03-27 02:34 am (UTC)
On the message board of a heavy metal label I used to frequent, moderators set up a program that converted every instance of "nigger" to "friend." Unfortunately this caught on among the skinheads, who ruined "friendship" for me for life.
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[User Picture]From: mcpino
2006-03-27 02:53 am (UTC)

Ann & Nancy Wilson would be pleased to call their band "Honk."

...the honk is a lonely hunter...
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[User Picture]From: sp0rk0
2006-03-27 04:03 am (UTC)
Owner of a lonely honk!
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