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new favorite joke [Mar. 13th, 2006|09:19 pm]
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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of wounds." The bartender does not know how he said it or why. —Michael O'Donoghue
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[User Picture]From: 33mhz
2006-03-14 05:35 am (UTC)
Oh, for real. I remember randomly discovering the wikipedia page for Michael O'Donoghue a while back and being completely amazed.
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From: hersheyjumper
2006-03-14 06:26 am (UTC)

A peanut sat on a railroad track

Not one word did he mutter
Then, along came a train and...
TOOT TOOT!!
Peanut Butter!
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From: hersheyjumper
2006-03-14 06:27 am (UTC)

Re: A peanut sat on a railroad track

Ooops, wrong Icon:)
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[User Picture]From: jactitation
2006-03-14 06:49 am (UTC)

Re: A peanut sat on a railroad track

My grandpa sang it differently: "Peanut sittin' on a railroad track/waitin' for his mudder [mother]/'long came a train and knocked him down/now he's peanut butter".

Oh, it ain't gonna rain
no it ain't gonna rain
no it ain't gonna rain no more.
So how in the hell
will the old folks tell
if it ain't gonna rain no more?
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[User Picture]From: cascadefailure
2006-03-14 05:55 pm (UTC)

Re: A peanut sat on a railroad track

and I learned it as, "A peanut sat on the railroad track, his heart was all a flutter. Around the bend came number nine...toot toot peanut butter."
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[User Picture]From: frobisher
2006-03-14 07:29 pm (UTC)
It's way too long since the mormon tabernacle choir had 10" stainless steel needled plunged into their eyes.
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[User Picture]From: vanmojo
2006-03-14 08:48 pm (UTC)

All you'd need for koan would be...

"A kangaroo walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of wounds." The bartender does not know how he said it or why."

...And the monk was immediately enlightned...

mojo sends
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[User Picture]From: satoribee
2006-03-14 09:21 pm (UTC)
How do you get an elephant out of a theater?

You can't: it's in their blood.
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