The American Caliban (substitute) wrote,
The American Caliban
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Ten things I do when I'm alone

1. Belch a lot
2. Talk to myself and the cat interchangeably
3. Listen to incredibly cheesy guilty pleasure music on repeat
4. Eat macaroni & cheese
5. Drink a whole bottle of wine and mumble to myself
6. Chase the cat around the house
7. Invent new recipes in the kitchen and often flush them down the sink
8. Spiral into inexplicable depression and self-hatred for hours
9. Feel an even more inexplicable nostalgia for Kansas City
10. Write and then erase what I wrote

Yours? Horked from klikitak
Tags: blather, honk, kansascitywtf, lists, personalnarrative, selfindulgent, stuff, ten, thesethingsarenotmemes
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