Citifuc: Citibank's ATM network goes down because someone stole their thing and they had a thing. Contest! (now completed): make your own myspace emo pic ! Cool VR animations of travel destination are at World in Motion . I have no joke, I just like saying "Wackenhut". Especially when they do stuff like open up the anthrax bomb outside the boss's office . BITE INTO THE BIG FAT PURPLE SAUSAGE . How the other 0.0001% lives: They have "shadow boats" to carry all their rich guy stuff and follow after their main yacht. Yeah.