Do not play that funky music or any other kind.
- Citifuc: Citibank's ATM network goes down because someone stole their thing and they had a thing.
- Contest! (now completed): make your own myspace emo pic!
- Cool VR animations of travel destination are at World in Motion.
- I have no joke, I just like saying "Wackenhut". Especially when they do stuff like open up the anthrax bomb outside the boss's office.
- BITE INTO THE BIG FAT PURPLE SAUSAGE.
- How the other 0.0001% lives: They have "shadow boats" to carry all their rich guy stuff and follow after their main yacht. Yeah.